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Chapter 12

Dar Gato Por Liebre

A cautionary tale about a dishonest innkeeper who tried to save money by serving a suspicious substitute for a rabbit dinner.

To Give a Cat for a Hare5 min

The Hungry Traveler

The road was long and dusty. Merchant Rodrigo had been traveling since dawn, his cart laden with fine silks and an empty stomach. The sun was setting over the rugged hills of medieval Castile, painting the sky in fiery oranges and purples.

Ahead, a single light flickered. An inn, small and isolated, promised refuge. Rodrigo urged his tired mule forward, his mind already conjuring images of warm food and a soft bed.

He pushed open the heavy wooden door. The inn was sparsely filled, but a cozy fire crackled in the hearth. A stout innkeeper, with a surprisingly shifty gaze, greeted him from behind the counter.

“A room and a meal, good sir!” Rodrigo declared, rubbing his hands together. “What’s for dinner?”

The innkeeper, named Bartolo, grinned. “Tonight, for a man of your obvious taste, we have our specialty: roasted hare. Tender, juicy, fresh from the hunt.”

Rodrigo’s eyes lit up. Rabbit, or liebre, was a delicacy. Especially in these parts, where wild game was abundant. It was the perfect end to a grueling day. “Excellent!” he exclaimed. “Bring it forth without delay!”

The Dishonest Cook

Bartolo disappeared into the kitchen, his grin fading the moment he was out of sight. “Roasted hare,” he mumbled to himself, glancing at an empty game hook. “More like no hare.”

A sudden storm had kept hunters from the hills for days. His larder was bare of fresh rabbit. But Rodrigo was a paying customer, and Bartolo wasn’t one to turn away coin, even if it meant a little… improvisation.

His eyes scanned the shadows of the kitchen. A flash of movement. A scrawny alley cat, always lurking for scraps, darted under a table. A mischievous glint appeared in Bartolo’s eyes.

He seized the unsuspecting feline. It was smaller, certainly. Its meat would be tougher. But with enough garlic, rosemary, and thyme, who would know the difference?

Bartolo quickly butchered the animal, dousing it in a marinade thick with herbs. The pungent aromas filled the kitchen, masking any tell-tale smells. He roasted it slowly, ensuring a crispy skin and a seemingly tender interior.

“Perfect,” he muttered, admiring his handiwork. He sliced the meat carefully, arranging it on a plate with roasted potatoes. “A feast fit for a king… or a very hungry merchant.”

The Inspection

Rodrigo waited patiently, sipping a rough local wine. His stomach rumbled with anticipation. The aroma drifting from the kitchen was indeed enticing. But he was a seasoned traveler, well aware of the tricks unscrupulous innkeepers played.

He knew the common swindle: substituting cheap, inferior meat for something more desirable. And the most infamous deception of all? Serving cat instead of rabbit.

Bartolo finally emerged, carrying the steaming plate with a flourish. He placed it before Rodrigo, beaming. “Your roasted hare, good sir! Piping hot!”

Rodrigo leaned in, inhaling the rich, garlicky scent. It certainly smelled good. But a tiny voice of caution whispered in his mind. He remembered an old adage his grandfather used to quote.