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Chapter 2

Tomaten Auf Den Augen Haben

A humorous way of describing someone who fails to notice something that everyone else can clearly see.

To Have Tomatoes on One’s Eyes4 min

The Baker Who Never Saw

In the small, lively town of Bamberg lived a baker named Klaus. His sourdough bread was the stuff of legend. People traveled for miles just to taste his rye loaves, still warm from the oven.

Klaus, however, was famous for another reason entirely. He possessed a peculiar gift for not seeing things. Not small things, mind you. He often missed the very large, very obvious things that everyone else saw.

A new steeple added to the church? Klaus thought it had always been there. A farmer’s prize pig escaping through the market square? Klaus was busy admiring a perfect flour cloud.

His shop, while spotless, held its own mysteries for Klaus. He’d search frantically for his rolling pin, only to find it in his hand. He’d declare himself out of yeast, while a fresh sack sat right by his feet.

The villagers loved Klaus despite his oddity. They simply learned to point, very clearly, at anything important. Or, failing that, they learned to laugh.

Market Day Blinders

One bustling market morning, Klaus set up his stall. Sunlight warmed the cobblestones. The air filled with the scent of fresh bread, roasting meat, and blooming flowers.

Across from Klaus’s stall, Farmer Schmidt had built a towering display. It was a pyramid of the reddest, juiciest tomatoes Bamberg had ever seen. They glowed like tiny suns, impossible to miss.

Children pointed. Women exclaimed over their ripeness. Even a passing dog stopped to sniff the vibrant fruit. Klaus, meanwhile, meticulously arranged his pretzels, humming a tune.

His friend, Greta, a butcher’s wife, walked up to his stall. Her face was a mixture of concern and exasperation. “Klaus,” she said, her voice low, “Your prize-winning Poppy Seed loaf. The one for Mayor Müller.”

Klaus beamed. “Ah, yes! My finest work.” He patted an empty spot on his counter. “It was right here. Now, where could it be?”

He began searching under sacks, peering into empty baskets. Greta sighed. The Poppy Seed loaf sat, in plain sight, on a small wooden stool directly behind him. It was a large, round loaf, dusted with a thick layer of black poppy seeds.

“Klaus,” Greta tried again, pointing discreetly. “Look behind you. Just there.”

Klaus spun around, bumping into a stack of bread. He looked left, then right. “I see only flour sacks and the wall, Greta. Are you quite sure?”

The Tomato Revelation

Greta threw her hands up. She looked at the giant, red tomato display directly across the aisle. Then she looked back at Klaus, still searching frantically for the very obvious loaf.