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Chapter 66

黔驴技穷

A donkey is brought to a place with no donkeys. A tiger, terrified of the 'monster,' watches it for days. Once the donkey finally kicks and brays—its only tricks—the tiger realizes it's harmless and eats it. A story about hollow threats.

The Donkey of Guizhou Exhausts Its Tricks5 min

A Strange Arrival

Long, long ago, in the ancient land of Guizhou, there were no donkeys. Not a single one. The mountains were steep, the valleys deep, and the closest anyone had seen to a donkey was perhaps a very stubborn horse. One day, a traveling merchant, weary from his journey, arrived with a strange beast tethered behind him. It was gray, long-eared, and it made a sound like a rusty saw.

The villagers gathered. They stared. What was this creature? They called it a 'donkey.' They had never seen anything like it. The merchant, finding no immediate use for his peculiar cargo, decided to simply let it graze freely in the foothills of the nearby mountain. He figured it would be fine. What harm could a donkey do?

Up in those same foothills lived a tiger. A powerful, sleek hunter, king of its domain. This tiger knew every rustle of leaf, every scent of prey. But it had never, not once, encountered anything that looked or sounded like this 'donkey.' Its first sight of the creature sent a jolt of primal fear through its body. This was a monster. A huge, grey, unknown monster.

The tiger crouched low, hidden by the dense foliage. It watched the donkey from a safe distance. Days turned into nights. The tiger’s fear was mixed with intense curiosity. What did this creature eat? How did it move? More importantly, what terrifying powers did it possess?

The Standoff and the Strange Sounds

The donkey, blissfully unaware of the predator observing it, went about its daily routine. It munched on grass, flicked its ears, and occasionally let out a thunderous 'Hee-haw!' The tiger, each time it heard that bray, shuddered. Such a loud, fearsome sound! Surely, it was a battle cry, a warning of immense strength.

One afternoon, the donkey, feeling particularly bothered by a fly, twitched its tail and suddenly kicked its hind legs into the air. A powerful, sharp kick. The tiger, watching from behind a rock, saw this. Its eyes widened. This monster had a weapon! A mighty kick that could surely fell a tree, or perhaps a tiger.

The tiger remained cautious. It circled, always keeping its distance. It crept closer when the donkey was still, then retreated in a flash if the donkey even shifted. It was testing the waters, trying to understand this new, formidable presence in its territory. Its mind raced, trying to decipher the donkey's 'strategies.' Every twitch, every sound, was scrutinized.

The donkey, meanwhile, simply existed. It was a donkey. It ate grass. It made donkey noises. It kicked when annoyed. These were not 'tricks' to it; they were just… being a donkey.

The Bluff Called

As the days stretched into a week, the tiger's initial terror began to wane. It had observed closely. It had seen the 'monster' bray many times. It had seen it kick many times. But nothing else. No fire breath. No magical leaps. No sudden disappearances. Just eating grass, making noise, and kicking air.