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Chapter 20

纸上谈兵

A brilliant strategist knows every book and map by heart but has never seen a real battle. When he's finally given an army, his 'perfect' paper plans lead to one of the biggest disasters in history.

Paper Soldiers and Map Battles5 min

The Bookworm General

Two thousand years ago, during China's tumultuous Warring States period, kingdoms fought like hungry wolves. Among the state of Zhao lived a young man named Zhao Kuo. He was the son of Zhao She, a renowned general, known for his wisdom and battlefield grit.

But Zhao Kuo was different. He didn’t care for the mud or the clash of steel. He loved scrolls. His room was a fortress of strategy manuals, historical accounts of famous campaigns, and intricate maps. He devoured them all.

From dawn till dusk, he’d pore over diagrams, trace routes with his finger, and envision grand maneuvers. He could recite Sun Tzu backwards. He knew every tactic, every formation, every ancient general’s trick.

He often debated with his father, Zhao She, about military matters. Zhao Kuo, with his sharp tongue and encyclopedic knowledge, always seemed to win. He could out-argue anyone, proving his points with citations from obscure texts.

Zhao She listened. He nodded. But deep down, he worried. He saw a brilliance that glittered like polished armor but hadn't been tested by a single drop of sweat or blood. His son was a genius of the textbook, a master of the theoretical. But war, Zhao She knew, was never fought on paper.

The Wall of Lian Po

Years passed. The war between Zhao and its powerful rival, Qin, intensified. Qin, with its vast armies, launched a massive invasion, aiming to crush Zhao once and for all. Zhao’s veteran general, Lian Po, was sent to meet them.

Lian Po was no bookworm. He was a survivor. He knew Qin's strength. Instead of a direct confrontation, he dug in. He built forts, reinforced defenses, and settled into a long, grueling stalemate. He would wear Qin down. He would bleed them dry of resources, forcing them to retreat.

The strategy worked. For three long years, the two armies faced each other at Changping, neither gaining much ground. Lian Po’s defensive lines held. But the war was expensive. Zhao’s treasury dwindled. The King of Zhao grew impatient.

Qin, too, was frustrated. Their brilliant general, Bai Qi, was stuck. He couldn't break Lian Po's defenses. So, Qin resorted to espionage. They spread rumors throughout Zhao, whispering that Lian Po was a coward, old and timid. They claimed the only general Qin truly feared was Zhao Kuo.

The King's Folly

The King of Zhao, tired of the stalemate and swayed by the rumors, fell for the trap. He summoned Zhao Kuo, eager for a swift victory. He asked Zhao Kuo if he could defeat Qin.

Zhao Kuo stood before the king, radiating confidence. He scoffed at Lian Po's 'cowardly' strategy. He boasted that he could shatter the Qin army with ease. He spoke of daring flanking maneuvers, ingenious feints, and decisive frontal assaults, all drawn from the scrolls he knew so well.

Zhao She's wife, Zhao Kuo's own mother, heard of this. She rushed to the King, pleading with him not to appoint her son. She reminded the King that even Zhao She himself had said Zhao Kuo was utterly unfit for real command. He could talk of war, but he couldn’t fight it.

“His father treated his soldiers like his children,” she explained. “But my son treats them like chess pieces. He understands the theory, but he lacks compassion and practical sense. If he commands, he will ruin Zhao!”